Ok, got a riddle for you. I want your answer.

If cats always land on their feet, and toast always land butter side down. If you tied toast butter side up on the bottom of each of the cat's paws, and dropped it off the couch. How would the cat land?

My friend told me that riddle, and my first impression was "That is dumb, I love you so I want you to know that. LOL.". So now we are having a debate on who is right. For the mere fact that neither of us like to by wrong.

He says that the cat will land on its back.

I say it will land on its side.

I know its dumb. But I figure that it is still funny.